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Penichillin

Numbing Cream

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So that the only crying you do.. ..Is in the clubs.

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  • What's Included

    Variety Pack

    4 Tetracaine Sachets 3 ml / .10 fl oz
    4 Lidocaine Sachets 4 ml / .14 fl oz
    4 Benzocaine Sachets 3 ml / .10 fl oz

  • DIRECTIONS FOR USE

    Step 1: Have a banging body (Done!)

    Step 2: Apply in circular motion for 30-60 second making sure it gets all into your itty bitty pores.  Allow product to penetrate for 45 minutes

    Step 3: Go do sumthin sketchy


  • DIRECTIONS FOR LIFE

    God is watching, give her a good show.

  • SUGGESTED RETAIL PRICE $45

About Penichillin

You’ve tried everything: bit down on sticks, got silly with alcohol, begged us to knock you out. Well, no more Rear-Naked-Choke for you because here’s a topical numbing cream laced with ancestral psychoactive brew blessed by witchery that’s so effective, it’ll dull the pain left...

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You’ve tried everything: bit down on sticks, got silly with alcohol, begged us to knock you out. Well, no more Rear-Naked-Choke for you because here’s a topical numbing cream laced with ancestral psychoactive brew blessed by witchery that’s so effective, it’ll dull the pain left in your soul from the attention you never received in your childhood.

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What's In It For You:

  • 2% Tetracaine B6C26460-F8C1-4B6B-985E-F505D634F821 CCC6170B-C8A0-440B-A5AB-0262DC84FFE7

    Deadens nerve endings.

  • 4% Lidocaine B6C26460-F8C1-4B6B-985E-F505D634F821 CCC6170B-C8A0-440B-A5AB-0262DC84FFE7

    Causes loss of feeling in the skin and surrounding tissues.

  • 20% Benzocaine B6C26460-F8C1-4B6B-985E-F505D634F821 CCC6170B-C8A0-440B-A5AB-0262DC84FFE7

    Fastest acting of the topical 'caine family.

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    Aqua (Deionized Water), Arnica Montana Flower Extract, C13-14 Isoparaffin, Chrondroitin Sulfate, Emu Oil, Ethoxydiglycol, Ethylhexyglycerin, Glucosamine Sulfate, Isopropyl Palmitate, Laureth-7, Melaleuca Alternifolia (Tea Tree) Oil, Methylsulfonylmethane (MSM), Phenoxyethanol,Polyacrylamide, Propylene Glycol,StearicAcid,Triethanolamine.

Tested on Late Clients (never ever on animals).

I have a feeling you'd also like some of my friends...

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