Step 1: Have a fine-ass bod (DONE!)

Step 2: Wet with water, lather with pH balanced body shampoo and commit at least 60 seconds to daily buff the temple that is your body (skip labia, penis, testicles or the gossamer skin on your delightful face). OR raw-dog as a dry brush

Step 3:  Rinse 50 Grit and hang dry.  Replace every 60-90ish days. Stretches in length over time

Step 4: Exit shower, pat-dry your silky smooth body. Follow up with a selfie or two. 

Work on your mindset but keep your ass in shape. 

Less explaining, more selling. Print it, place it, and let your retail work harder.

>> Download Shelf Talker Template <<

Step 1: Use 8.5" x 11" paper—card stock works best for a sturdy finish.

Step 2: The template includes trim marks to cut it down to 5x7".

Step 3: In your print settings, set the paper size to 8.5" x 11", orientation to portrait, black & white color mode, and scale to 100% (do not scale to fit).

Step 4: Print the template and cut along the trim marks.

Step 5: Place in a > 5x7 frame < and display on your shelf.

That’s it—retail made effortless.