Go Speed Waxer Go
Tshirt
This hella rad tshirt will be added to your cart for FREE with your first purchase! To claim this beauty, add to basket and when you’re ready, click on PAY NOW which will discount the item and allow you to choose your size.
Yes we shall power the world with this level of audacity.
You were searching for something that speaks to you. This shirt not only whispered sin to you, she entered your soul and transformed you. She’s your your paralysis demon who fell in love with you as you slept and has taken material form to be your emotional support and fill your inner void of emotion the way your sexual underachieving ex never could.
She’s as sweet as chica cherry cola and is non-returnable. So don’t send her back to us with mysterious stains. We often lick things to identify the source. And we don’t want to get sick or pregnant.
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NON-RETURNABLE
She’s as sweet as chica cherry cola and is non-returnable. So don’t send her back to us with mysterious stains. We often lick things to identify the source. And we don’t want to get sick or pregnant.