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Agent 88 (individual)

Ingrown Aftercare

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You want an ingrown serum that’ll punch your ingrowns and body acne in the face and take its lunch money? Look no further.

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  • DIRECTIONS FOR USE

    Step 1: Have a fine-ass body (Done!)

    Step 2: Pat yourself dry after a shower and spritz a bit of Agent 88 onto your bikini area, back, behind your arms...anywhere that's being challenged with lumps and bumps.

    Step 3: Wait a minute. Do a squat, take a selfie but don't text whats-his-name

    Step 4: Get clothed and rule the world.

  • DIRECTIONS FOR LIFE

    100% the less you comment on Facebook the better.

  • SUGGESTED RETAIL PRICE $29

About Agent 88 (individual)

Legend has it Lady Peng developed Agent 88 when she eased the suffering of a Yakuza kingpin. The Oyabun was itchy and irritated from skin lesions as a result of rushing his straight shaving, so he hid from his apprentices in an abandoned distillery.

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Legend has it Lady Peng developed Agent 88 when she eased the suffering of a Yakuza kingpin. The Oyabun was itchy and irritated from skin lesions as a result of rushing his straight shaving, so he hid from his apprentices in an abandoned distillery.

“Weakness is death,” he whispered to Lady Peng.

“Yeah, but it looks so good on you.” Lady Peng smiled as she mixed her elixirs.

After 87 iterations of acids and botanicals massaged upon his raw neck and face, the 88th formulation would be the magic to calm his skin, uproot his lesions and lead to the wonder it has become today.

Or, perhaps this phenomenon was named in honor of her 88th and favored  lover. The truth? We’ll never know. (Well, we do know. We mean; You’ll never know.)

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WHAT’S IN IT FOR YOU

  • Salicylic Acid B6C26460-F8C1-4B6B-985E-F505D634F821 CCC6170B-C8A0-440B-A5AB-0262DC84FFE7

    When pores are clogged, salicylic acid digs out the goop and removes acne-causing impurities revealing dreamy, glossy skin previously achieved only thru Insta filters. 

  • Lactic Acid B6C26460-F8C1-4B6B-985E-F505D634F821 CCC6170B-C8A0-440B-A5AB-0262DC84FFE7

    This unsung superhero behind shedding dead skin cells. By gently eliminating the buildup of dead cells, this ingredient helps soften and smooth your skin and improve its overall texture.

  • Citrus Reticulata Leaf Oil B6C26460-F8C1-4B6B-985E-F505D634F821 CCC6170B-C8A0-440B-A5AB-0262DC84FFE7

    aka Mandarin Leaf Oil is antimicrobial, anti-inflammatory and makes your lumps and bumps a helluva less obvious.

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    water, alcohol, isopropyl alcohol, betaine salicylate, zinc phenolsulfonate, polysorbate 20, butylene glycol, salicylic acid, lactic acid, citrus reticulata leaf oil, phenoxyethanol, dimethylmethoxy chromanol, tetrahydrodiferuloylmethane, sodium benzoate, potassium sorbate, tocopheryl acetate

Tested on Late Clients (never ever on animals).

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