Swipe Right Wipes TRADESHOW SUB

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Swipe Right Wipes TRADESHOW SUB
Swipe Right Wipes TRADESHOW SUB
Swipe Right Wipes TRADESHOW SUB
Swipe Right Wipes TRADESHOW SUB
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Swipe Right Wipes TRADESHOW SUB
Swipe Right Wipes TRADESHOW SUB
Swipe Right Wipes TRADESHOW SUB
Swipe Right Wipes TRADESHOW SUB

Swipe Right Wipes TRADESHOW SUB

Intimate Wipes / 50 count per pack

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SKU: SWIPE-8-PACK

I just met you. And this is crazy. But here's a wipey. Use it maybe...

Quantity8-Pack (400 wipes)
  • DIRECTIONS FOR USE

    Step 1: Have a banging body (Done!)

    Step 2: Tear wrapper, remove wipe and swipe wherever you could use a little freshen-up.

    Step 3: Discard both wrapper and wipe in waste bin

    Step 4: Don't pretend you're not getting ready to hit it and quit it (purr-rowr!)


  • DIRECTIONS FOR LIFE

    Have a salad once in a while. Gets you clean like rehab can't.

  • Safety Data Sheet

    This product does not contain any ingredients classified as hazardous under OSHA’s Hazard Communication Standard (29 CFR 1910.1200). An SDS is therefore not required. That said, state boards sometimes ask for things just to keep life interesting so in the spirit of transparency, we’ve provided a reference copy here for their reading pleasure.

About Swipe Right Wipes TRADESHOW SUB

Watch your client laugh when she reads the packaging on this wipe, you clever girl, you.

Admit it: sometimes you’ll get a bad case of the brownies that your 2-Ply just can’t ha...

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Watch your client laugh when she reads the packaging on this wipe, you clever girl, you.

Admit it: sometimes you’ll get a bad case of the brownies that your 2-Ply just can’t handle. Or maybe you’re on your period and a tiny sneeze turns your panties into a crime scene. Y’all, we already ask too much of toilet paper as it is; most break and you end up violating yourself. 

Listen, you want fresh and clean, plushy yet sturdy, soft yet brawny? Allow us to introduce you to this CITRUS SCENTED CUMULONIMBUS CLOUD that’ll leave you so clean, it’ll feel like Batman’s Butt-ler himself is washing you. It’s so soft, you’ll feel like an angel kissed your bum with its wet, pouty mouth. 


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WHAT’S IN IT FOR YOU

  • Hypoallergenic B6C26460-F8C1-4B6B-985E-F505D634F821 CCC6170B-C8A0-440B-A5AB-0262DC84FFE7

    Which means it gets you clean, with less irritation and just the right amount of attitude.

  • Biodegradable B6C26460-F8C1-4B6B-985E-F505D634F821 CCC6170B-C8A0-440B-A5AB-0262DC84FFE7

    'cause green is the new black and Mother Natures been good to us so lets return the favor **except for wrapper

  • Nice and Thicc B6C26460-F8C1-4B6B-985E-F505D634F821 CCC6170B-C8A0-440B-A5AB-0262DC84FFE7

    How many times have you wiped your personal bits using a flimsy thin wipe, only to end up fingering yourself? Never. Again.

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    Aqua, Phenoxyethanol, Propylene Glycol, Glycerin, Polysorbate 20, Benzalkonium Chloride, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Extract, Citric Acid, Chamomilla (Chamomile) Recutita Flower Extract, Citrus Aurantium Dulcis (Orange) Fruit Extract

Tested on Late Clients (never ever on animals)

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